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Hello! I see you've somehow stumbled upon my fiction/fanfic journal, FeedUsWithLies. I made this journal so I could write and post fanfic without the clutter of my personal journal getting in the way. I post rarely but when I do, I really love to get concrit!

I'm slowly bringing the entries up to date, so they will soon all have a standard header, replete with warnings and summaries and character lists and pairing lists and--oh, the delights they shall contain!

Additionally, I carefully rate all my stories. I DON'T use LJ's adult content tagging system because I think censorship is terriblehorriblenogoodverybad, but I do LJ-cut all my fics and I do post ratings on the outside. I also use a special user icon--the razor--for stories containing smut, whether it's heavily implied heavy petting or hardcore slash slathered in strawberry lube. Anything over PG-13 gets the razor.

If you have any questions, please feel free to comment or PM me.

Again, welcome, and I hope you enjoy my stories! Thanks for visiting!

Awkward Moment

Title: Awkward Moment
Characters/Pairings: Master/Master
Rating: M
Summary: SPOILERS FOR "THE END OF TIME". Sort of. An extrapolation of how a couple, mid-coitus, responds to the CHANGE which takes place in this episode. Drabble.
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I'm not sure how many words this is. I sent it to my friend's cell phone earlier tonight, but I'm going to post it here. If my friend reads this--and I got anything wrong--I hope he corrects me! :) Final Word Count: 135. So it is 1.35 drabbles! If you count the words and find I'm wrong, let me know, please!

Title: Untitled
Rating: G
Characters: Ron Weasley, Molly Weasley
Summary: Drabbly thing.

(So short, not even gonna cut this.)

"Ronald Weasley!"
"Mum?" Ron poked his head out of the door to Fred and George's room, an obviously feigned innocence carefully settled on his face.
"Don't you 'Mum' me! What was that bang I just heard? There'd best not be any more scorch marks on that ceiling!"
Ron looked nervous for just a moment. "Erm, no, we were just, uh, Scourgifying the windows."
Mrs. Weasley shook her head and turned to go, clearly disbelieving, but just as Ron ducked back into the twins' room, a resounding CRACK! echoed throughout the Burrow.
With the speed of a new broom, the door slammed shut, and as Molly Weasley drew her wand to alohomora her way in there, she thought, "Just one more year till Ron goes to Hogwarts, too, and then I can finally have some PEACE!!"

(The End)

Star Trek XI Slash!

Warning: Possibly AU, based on a dream I had, non-Stephenie Meyer-style. It was intended to be a drabble, but it'd be insanely OOC if I didn't explain it, so explain I must.

Title: Inappropriate Contact
Rating: R
Pairing: BonesXSpock
Genre: Slashity slash slash
Summary: A strange virus sends Kirk after Bones with the intent to kill. Spock intervenes and hides Bones in his quarters. There will be implied boy!sex, sorry to ruin the surprise.

"Bones, I`ll rend you limb from limb! Traitor!!" Jim`s voice followed his older friend as McCoy ran frantically down the hall, trying to figure out what sort of virus could have elicited such a ridiculous change in his captain. Suddenly, a door opened to McCoy`s left.Collapse )

~~*brb showering/packing!*~~

I swear I ship Hermione/Ron

Dodging Bluebirds
(A Harry/Hermione Fic)
Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger
Spoilers: Half-Blood Prince et al.
Summary: The book doesn't actually show this, afaik, but Hermione and Harry run into Ron and Lavender in the Owlery after Gryffindor's Quidditch victory. After chasing away Ron and Lavender, Hermione collapses in tears and Harry comforts her...and uhm...well, it gets...dirty.
Beta'd by fishinwhite, MY HERO!
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Size Matters When He's Prince Charming

I promised firesbane a short ficlet featuring an Al/Ed/Winry kiddie!love triangle (NOTHING SEXUAL, JESUS PEOPLE THEY'RE LIKE NINE). So...without further ado...

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A/N: Inspired by this comic.
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A/N: I don't know if it would be worth it to expand on this one day. Let me know if it's any good and maybe I will. :3

P.S. I don't think her wings are real, but I find it entirely plausible that someone's might be.

Oh my God, Andromeda! ^^

Anyone remember that good-idea-turned-horrible-show (at least after season 2 ; - ;), Andromeda, produced posthumously from Gene Roddenberry's notes?


Well, it may interest you to know that I LOVE Andromeda. I've started re-watching the series from the beginning (dedsysop has never seen it and I refuse to remain friends with him if he doesn't watch it!), and as my username on several boards and places OTHER than LJ is Trance Gemini, I really needed to show him what I meant by that.

I don't need to write Suefic for 'Drom--I am Trance. I really am.

Title: Oops, Harper!
Characters: Trance Gemini, Seamus Zelazny Harper
Pairings: Not exactly a pairing, but Trance/Harper
Rating: PG
Summary: Trance and Harper talk in Engineering
Spoilers: None. Purple Trance (S1)-era
Disclaimer: Renaissance Pictures owns Andromeda, Kahless rest Gene Roddenberry and Majel Barrett Roddenberry.

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